Head Games

Cracked Actor Images



Debi Newberry
, actress (Motion Picture, Television, Voiceover) model
"A ripe performance!" (as a grape in a Fruit-of-the-Loom commercial)
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Marcella, actress (Theatre, Motion Pictures)
"Her portrayal of Ibsen's Peer Gynt (performed in the
original Norwegian) was unbelievable!" - Walla Walla Pennysaver

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Jenny Slater, actress (Motion Picture, Television) dancer
"Once you see her dance, you will question the very
definition of dancing!" - Eye on The Pointe

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Mary Blank, actress (Motion Picture, TV) model ***juvenile-teen***

"Mary Blunk (sic), as First Lady-in-Waiting, was okay." - Malmount Intelligencer
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Lita Kinetta, actress (Motion Picture, TV) model, singer, martial artist
"Also appearing were...Lita Kinetta!" - Seneca Shopper
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Deiter Oatman, actor (Motion Picture, TV, Voiceover) model ***juvenile***
"Kid actors are annoying." - Eye on Oconomowoc
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Arlene Oslott-Joseph, actress (Motion Picture)
"Garnering a few laffs was Arlene Oslott as a
peripatetic faerie." - Westfield Mall Newsletter

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Felix La PuBelle, actor (Motion Picture), martial artist
"There is no truth to the rumor that my Felix ever did
any porn, ever!" - Mrs. La PuBelle

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Sidney Feldman, actor (Motion Picture, Television, Stage, Voiceover)
"Once again, Feldman virtually disappears into a role. Or shall we say
'roll' since this spot is for Betty's Bakery Buns." - Farm Report News

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Martin Q. Blank, actor (Motion Picture)
"His work is killer!" - Dan Aykroyd
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Kenneth McCullers, actor/actress (Motion Picture, Television, Stage, Voiceover)
"Sets a new high in transgender MMA!" - Oakland EYE
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Paul Spericki, actor/actress (Motion Picture)
"No reviews yet!"
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Steven "Steve" Lardner, actor/actress (Motion Picture, Television, Voiceover)
"These people probably think they're jaw-dropping." - The Weekly



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John Scott G is the author of: Secret Sex (autobiographical novel), Ambient Deviant Speedmetal Polka (music criticism), and Dictionary Tomorrow (dictionary, duh).

He is a columnist for the online magazines


Writing as "Gerald Laurence," he is the author of One Bang-Up Job (novel), Partial Eclipse (play), The Ego Diet (personal health book), and co-writer of "Final Approach"
(motion picture).

John Scott G

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Photo of John Scott G (and flighty guest) by Phil Hatten